Job Description

Belator L.L.C is a small firm located in Studio City, California and is looking for a talented designer to help manage/deliver quality products for our company. All projects are internal and are not for external clients. Telecommuting will be ok as long as the projects are completed on time.

As a designer for Belator you would be required to take direction from our management staff and work with them closely based on outlines provided to you. You would also be required to work through revisions until management approves the final design. We are looking for someone who can think outside the box and come up with eye-catching designs. The designer will be responsible for graphic design, html/xhtml creation and any css that is necessary. You will NOT be required to do any programming beyond the standard html/xhtml. You will work closely with our programming department as well to provide them with any design changes or new graphical/html elements needed to complete the project.

Requirements:
- Proficient in Adobe Photoshop and/or other design tools.
- Strong understanding of web 2.0 design elements.
- Able to take direction and finish project with minimal handholding.
- Excellent communication skills.
- Team player, someone who can also provide ideas for the project.
- Can work efficiently and deliver projects on-time.

Bonus Requirements (not necessary, but helpful ):
- Understanding of Flash/Dreamweaver.
- Print design experience.


Please feel free to contact me at andy-nospam@belator.com (remove the –nospam from the email) or you can instant message me with the following information:

ICQ: 70930467
AIM: nethack99

You would be amazed at how many people do no follow directions, so spelling things out is important at times.

As far as the distinction of decision maker / decision implementer it is not gigantic at all. We are still a small company. This person would ultimately be responsible for generating ideas based on concepts for web properties and would be a part of the decision making process. Maybe a better way would have been to say, "We are looking for someone who can provide creative ideas, contribute to our overall goal and can work closely with our staff to ensure the product is top-notch."

Am I retarded or does this not make any sense at all?

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If I don't have my username or password, how is accessing my information online at the MY ACCOUNT LOGIN going to work? I have to login to get the information that helps me login? WTF


OH and I like these two little excerpts from their terms/conditions -- what the hell sort of shit is going on here:

This website may contain adult sexually-oriented material that is intended solely for responsible, consenting adults who are fully aware of the nature of the content they are accessing.

All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in this Website were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions.